Buy me lunch and in return I promise a lively, engaging discourse throughout. 'Have you no shame?' demanded the woman by the pool.'Yes, ma'am,' I replied. 'And, no money.'
'I am referring to your naked frame.'
I examined myself treading the water. Indeed, I was naked.
'Haven't you heard?' I casually asked. 'It's called skinny dipping.'
She looked arrogant at first...
'Care to join me?'
...And then incredulous.